In light of the riots I have thought of a small satirical piece.
The PM is my Destroyer; I shall not live
He taketh me to lie down in barren pastures:
He leadeth me to the tempest.
He killeth my soul and ambition:
He leadeth me in the paths of austerity for His name’ sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Clegg,
I will fear no evil: For not even Cameron himself;
Thy Jack Daniels and thy Kebab, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a battle before me in the presence of Parliament;
Thou annointest my head with Vomit; My cup runneth empty.
And now a personal message from the Prime Minister;
“Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House’s of the Parliament forever.”
This is a piece of fiction.
I do not support of recommend any violence against anyone during these riots and this piece of satirical work is NOT to be used as propaganda in any riot of any sort!
Now compose the music you clever little Jedi
Tis very good.